It Takes Five Obscenely Complicated Minutes for This Machine to Dispense a Single Piece of Tape

In fairness, this isn't much harder than finding the start of a fresh roll of tape.

from gizmodo http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2018/04/it-takes-five-obscenely-complicated-minutes-for-this-machine-to-dispense-a-single-piece-of-tape/